SMARMY -

I thought that I would spot you
When you walked into the room
But your acting was superb
And I'm a little disturbed
'cause I never got this close before.

But I know that...
You're the shit
And I'm a piece of ass
And this would be fun
If I'd just relax.

Yeah, we're all here
For you to fuck
And all my life
I never had such luck
Until you chose me.

Smarmy never looked
So good until you
Now my skin is just crawling
Oh my God I must be falling
'cause your beauty is just blinding me.

And I know that...
Every woman wants you
Hot and huge
Why on earth
Would anyone refuse?

Yeah, every guy
Wishes he was you
'cause they don't stand a chance
They'll always lose...
To you.

So baby when you're 80
And your bladder just won't hold
You're worried 'cause you like
That cute 25 year-old.

Your hair has thinned
Your skin is raisined
And you're worried other things won't last
Well this would be fun babe if you'd just relax.

'cause I know that...
You're the shit
And I'm a piece of ass
And this is so much fun
I'm totally relaxed.

Copyright Andrea McCauley/Juliet Hevland 2004